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Zen Peach





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  posted on 1/25/2010 at 12:44 PM
This is a very serious problem.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim...and is pronounced "gonna re-elect 'em."

Many victims contracted it in 2008, after having been screwed for the past two years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease has become, since it is easily cured...by voting out all incumbents!






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Zen Peach



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  posted on 1/25/2010 at 12:45 PM
My brother have your email address too ?

 

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  posted on 1/25/2010 at 12:54 PM
He must have my cousin's address too.

 

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  posted on 1/25/2010 at 01:02 PM
Maybe your cousin is my brother.

 

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  posted on 1/25/2010 at 01:11 PM
Hayseed inbreeding.

Vote all the incumbants out!

 

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  posted on 1/25/2010 at 03:27 PM
I actually think the biggest reported outbreak of this hit in 2004. It is the only explanation for Bush's reelection after a miserable first four years. I guess the CDC missed it that time around! Hopefully if this outbreak is anywhere as bad as the 2004 one we won't make the same mistake twice.

 

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  posted on 1/25/2010 at 03:30 PM
I am with Dave

vote out all of these Corporate lackeys

 

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  posted on 1/25/2010 at 03:45 PM
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Incumbent inbreeding.

Vote all the Hayseeds out!



lmao....

 

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  posted on 1/25/2010 at 04:17 PM
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Incumbent inbreeding.

Vote all the Hayseeds out!
lmao....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

 

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