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  posted on 12/19/2014 at 11:29 AM
I think I rub people the wrong way playing scrabble. after playing stupid tiles, I made a comment about needing a beer. here is the transcript

her - what type of beer do you like?

me - I like my beer like I like my violence.

her - ?

me - domestic

she quit, is it me?

 

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  posted on 12/19/2014 at 12:26 PM
I thought it was funny

 

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  posted on 12/19/2014 at 01:14 PM
Having done some stand-up comedy is all about finding that thin line and straddling it re: funny vs offensive. Domestic violence is a touch topic; with the audience you had you obviously were on the wrong side of the line - but that is funny.
 

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  posted on 12/19/2014 at 01:17 PM
For a minute there I thought you were one of those men who liked gratuitous beer.

 

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  posted on 12/19/2014 at 01:30 PM
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I think I rub people the wrong way playing scrabble. after playing stupid tiles, I made a comment about needing a beer. here is the transcript

her - what type of beer do you like?

me - I like my beer like I like my violence.

her - ?

me - domestic

she quit, is it me?


Based on that joke I am assuming you are a male and I am also assuming you did not get any that night?

 

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  posted on 12/19/2014 at 01:37 PM
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I think I rub people the wrong way playing scrabble. after playing stupid tiles, I made a comment about needing a beer. here is the transcript

her - what type of beer do you like?

me - I like my beer like I like my violence.

her - ?

me - domestic

she quit, is it me?


one thing is for dang sure.

it ain't her.

 

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  posted on 12/19/2014 at 02:24 PM
I was hoping it was one of the those "Nigerian friend" emails promising millions...

 

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  posted on 12/19/2014 at 05:30 PM
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I think I rub people the wrong way playing scrabble. after playing stupid tiles, I made a comment about needing a beer. here is the transcript

her - what type of beer do you like?

me - I like my beer like I like my violence.

her - ?

me - domestic

she quit, is it me?


That is a sick analogy, one has nothing to do with the other. It isn't funny, but if she thinks it is, she may surprise you with some twisted ideas later down the road. Willie Nelson had a great story, he couldn't stop drinking and one wife got sick of it, so while he was drunk and passed out in the bed, she sewed the sheets up all around him and then proceeded to beat him with a broom. He decided to try sobriety again after that. (just giving you fair warnin")

 

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  posted on 12/19/2014 at 07:13 PM
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Having done some stand-up comedy is all about finding that thin line and straddling it re: funny vs offensive.

As in not everyone prolly thought Andrew Dice Clay's remarks concerning standing in line at the bank was all that funny.

 

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  posted on 12/20/2014 at 10:35 AM
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Having done some stand-up comedy is all about finding that thin line and straddling it re: funny vs offensive.

As in not everyone prolly thought Andrew Dice Clay's remarks concerning standing in line at the bank was all that funny.


Not a big Dice fan; but some people love him. As my grandma used to say "Beauty is what pleases you"

 
 


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