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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 11:48 AM
I got this from a friend who only forwards true emails.
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AAADD

KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!


Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I Pepsi I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye-- they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was plannning to do.

At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
and I'm really tired.


I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....

Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who I've sent it to.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!
Billastro

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 11:50 AM
It's really due to the senseless lyrics in my head........taking up too much room

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 11:56 AM

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 11:58 AM
Thanks for posting. I got a copy once, but I cannot remember what I did with it.

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 12:00 PM
That reminded me of something I forgot to do ........

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 12:02 PM
its already happened to me I was gonna reply to this thread
I thought about the pepsi. so i decided to get something to drink
so i walked to the kitchen
then i scene my ashtray

then i had to have a smoke
after the smoke i pulled my head together

i came back in here sit down and starting writing my reply
if i can just make my point and hit send
it will be a victory for all who suffer

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 12:16 PM
What was the topic?

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 12:22 PM
but i still havnt walked my dog

1 day at a time i guess

when people look at life i jus hope they remember the small victories i won

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 12:26 PM
Thats everyday around my house.....lol
 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 01:12 PM
Look...there goes a chicken!
 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 01:32 PM
sums up my life

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 01:39 PM
Sounds like someone who could be the pot correspondent.

I'd get a second opinion. And a 1/2 gal of ice cream.

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 01:39 PM
add two tokes and say "Hi Gary".....

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 02:43 PM
LMAO!!!

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 03:21 PM
I've seen this before, but it's a classic and so true. Thanks for the laugh.

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 04:18 PM
the cure apparently is an amphetimine like compound.

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 05:36 PM
It's encouraging to know I'm not alone!

Billastro

 

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  posted on 10/22/2009 at 08:42 PM
dont worry you are not alone

 

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